Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018

Le poo

When something is shit but your not too upset about it it’s “le poo”

Bf: I have to work late tonight
Gf: that’s le poo. I miss you

by Ladylepoo February 8, 2021

poo

A brown substance that is very smelly and tasty also known as faeces . its considered a naughty word to anyone under 10. Haddock lives in this smelly brown poo.

hey you smell like poo!

by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

office poo

When someone forgets its an open-plan office and uses the facilities on the same floor for "reading time"

Whats that smell? Has someone done an office poo again?

by bazzybizzle March 10, 2022

poo stream

1. The name used to describe the pipes and canal works in a sewerage farm.
2. another term used to describe diarrhea

1. once the poop goes through filter one it travels down the poo stream to filter two.
2. i waas on teh toilet for an hour, it was a mighty poo stream gushing down there

by shaneaisbett July 1, 2004

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 4, 2017

Shit Kah poo

An ugly faced dog. Usually a small breed with long hair and fucked eyes.

I have several shit Kah poo's for sale. They make great lap dogs.

by Mr.Goodww April 29, 2025