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Poo-boom

When one unexpectedly experiences abdominal pain that results in one knowing that a shart is imminent so it is held in until an explosive situation happens on the toilet.
For example, after Steve got back to his desk in the cubicle he said to his friend, Mark, "Dude, I held in a shart and then...poo-boom all hell broke loose on the toilet."
by tyamazing June 23, 2017
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poo shysti

Did you get the concert tickets for us to go see poo shysti?
by Frieda Hess December 9, 2022
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priscilla (poo poo pants)

Priscilla is the best singer in the world and does not let hate get to her, "stop singing like a monkey, you're not funny." she also unconditionally loves her boyfriend even if people insult him, "you should break up with that ugly bf of yours, he likes to be racist to you in bed." everybody loves to twerk on Priscilla because she has a lubricious boo boo.
taylor: "omg, priscilla i totally hate that bf"
priscilla (poo poo pants): "i don't care, i love him
taylor: "he's literally racist to your kind."
priscilla: "i don't care, i love him"
by yoursecretadmirerxoxo32 April 5, 2023
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Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.
by David14 April 6, 2023
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Secret agent poo

When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
by Unruly Captain July 28, 2022
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Poo-puff

When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.
Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?

Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!
by Westoak May 5, 2019
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Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,
Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.
by Amm2195 September 26, 2020
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