Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.

guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!

by boiledpee November 1, 2019

Grab Titty November

It's that time of year to grab some girls/guys titties!

Person 1: Bro, It's Grab Titty November
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: You can grab anyone's titties
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by Scr3am November 2, 2019

Slap Nut November

Slap Anyone’s Pussy or penis for the whole November month

Slapped Your Nuts Hah Slap Nut November

by TheRetardedMaker November 3, 2019

Never Nut November

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.

A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own

by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021

Early November Gift

A gift given by one friend to another in early November as a commemoration of their friendship.

Where is my Early November Gift? You are such a fake friend bro. No. Nuts do not fucking count as a gift. Oh? So only the mid october gift is real? Yeah, you would say that dude. Unbelievable.

by MommyLover69420 November 3, 2021

November 4-20

Hangout with you crush day is when you hangout with you crush !

Example

Them:Hell-

Yn:Hangout with me!

Them: but why?

Yn:Because its national hangout with your crush day!!

November 4-20 is when you hangout with your crush till the end of the 20th November

by Sinp November 3, 2021

November’s birthday gift

If you were born in November you don’t have to participate in no nut November and you have no negative repercussions

Person 1: Hey are you be participating in no nut November
Person 2: nah I got November’s birthday gift
Person 1: lucky bastard

by Za hando November 7, 2021