May 23

National let your bf/friend with benefit watch while you finger yourself day

Boy: hey can I watch u finger yourself?
Girl: sure, It's may 23 after all

by Yone May 23, 2024

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May 22

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

by ¿§øməōņë‽ May 21, 2023

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The Billy Mays

When you were having sex and a man is just about ready to finish he pulls out cums a little bit then holds his penis, and screams "wait there's more!!" And then finishes.

"omg dude last night I gave this girl the billy mays! She wasn't ready for what was coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020

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the most beautiful and kind hearted girl you will ever meet. she will stay with you forever and if you drop her you will regret it for the rest of her life she is also likely to be tiktok famous and the prettiest in her friendship group she sometimes gets a lot of hate but is so confident and outgoing. all the girls want to go out with her and she can get jealous of boys she likes.

girl 1 : '' omg look its olivia may clifton''
girl 2 : '' she is so pretty''
boy : '' i want to go out with her!''

by livs best friend January 7, 2021

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May 8th

the day when a girl asks their crush out, and if you are a boy, you just hope its you

hey its May 8th so like im confessing that i like you and im gonna take you on a date because i feel like it (girl)
hey i wish a girl would ask me out (boy)

by skele ton May 3, 2022

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