Douche Bag

A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister

Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn,

Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag

by grantyfrajj June 4, 2009

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douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass

Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"

by Urinated February 27, 2008

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Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019

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Douche Canoe

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021

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Douche

VERB: To Douche. The act of being a douchy, or douching somebody out.

Mary: Hey Bob, we missed you at the party last night!
Bob: Yeah, John was supposed to pick me up, but he douched me out.

Bob Texting John: "hey man, you picking me up for the party or what?"
1 hour passes...
Bob Texting John: "Dude, you totally douched me... ya fuck'n asshole."
more silence from John...

by Closter NJ July 16, 2019

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Douche Hair

A teenage male who likes to go from girl to girl, but always ends back up with the skanky hoe bag. Often shave basketball or football numbers into the back of their heads to look "Macho"

Girl One: Ew, whos that dude walking around with that skanky hoe?

Girl Two: That's *name* . He plays foot ball and basket ball.

Girl One: OMG, and his jersey number is shaved into his hair!

Girl Two: I know! He is SUCH a douche hair!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmmnb February 22, 2012

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