douche bib

The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.

" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'

by kittensgalore69 September 11, 2010

King Douche

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.

"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"

by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015

Douche Canoe

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty

That guy is such a douche canoe

by ray90 November 15, 2018

Douche Shot

A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles

your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.

by smokes420 April 16, 2011

douche tannel

one who is currently acting douchy, but isn't really a fulltime douchebag. his douchiness is transient.

1)Danny: Zach, stop fucking talking to me.
Nick: Danny, cut it out you douche tannel.

by jimmy durante January 30, 2009

Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020

douche

is a person who is an buthole.

you are a douche.

by hype beats October 29, 2018