dick-turd

One who acts dickish and like a shit. Useful combinations to shorten sentences.

You're pissing me off, you gnarly dick-turd.

by non dick-turd May 17, 2006

mushroom dick

as described by stormy daniels, the shape of President Donald Trump's genitals.

“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels

by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018

Big Dick Syndrome

Big Dick Syndrome (BDS) is when a guy believes that his realistically big dick compensates for any actually ability to fuck. Symptoms are skipping foreplay, not rubbing a clit, ramming it in, claiming then need for magnum condoms and a general lack of regard for the sexual partner because they’re too focused on their big dick.

I thought the sex was gonna be good but that motherfucker has a severe case of Big Dick Syndrome (BDS)!

by A. B. Dick October 4, 2019

Resident Evil dick

A rare, also extremely fanatic and inept fan of the otherwise-excellent Resident Evil game series, which is an awesome game, and most of its fans are pretty cool, but occuasionally there's the Resident Evil dick who is an extremist on the position of the first few games, but draws a line in the sand at Resident Evil 4, constantly moaning about how it doesn't have zombies, that the story isn't RE enough, and how its an embarrassment to the Resident Evil series, and usually go on the same way about Resident Evil 5.

As cool as the RE games prior to RE4 are, you can always count on the Resident Evil dicks, usually on Internet message boards, to be rude, inept and generally mean-spirited to anyone who basically isn't a nerd, and acts like their somewhat esoteric knowledge of things is supposed to be evident. Resident Evil dicks tned to act very cool, but are really nothing more than stereotypical nerds who complain about RE4 not being Re enough. Also like to randomly attack other people.

Resident Evil dick: "WAAA! RE4 doesn't have zombies, and the story isn't enugh like the originals! It should be the same damn thing, all the damn time! WAAA!!"
Normal RE fan: "Dude, it's all Resident Evil"
Resident Evil dick: "Shut up, stupid!"

Resident Evil dick: "Haa! LOL, you didn't know that Claire Redfield goes down a staircase in RE: Code Veronica that twists right and not left! What are you, retarded?!"
Normal RE fan: "That's pretty esoteric, not exactly common knowledge."
Resident Evil dick: "Shut up, stupid!!"

Normal RE fan: "Resident Evil series is awesome."
Resident Evil Dick: "Yeah, but not RE4!! It doesnt have real zombies LOL!!! WAAA!!!"
Normal RE fan: "You're an embarrassment to the fanbase, you know that, RE-dick?"
Resident Evil Dick: "I put you on ignore!!"

by PupilOfStephenKing February 23, 2009

Stop Being A Dick

Seriously. Just stop.

I told that guy at the show tonight to stop being a dick, and he punched me.

by Barbaloot April 12, 2009

National dick day

The 26nd of every month is National dick day. This is a day where girls can do anything they want with a guys dick e.g grabbing dicks, sucking dicks, giving hand jobs and other things

Hey it's national dick day. Hiw are you going to celebrate it.

by Daedaedae123456 September 13, 2017

Dick-Shot Perfect

A perfect shot, like if you were to throw a bottle at a persons balls and nailed em perfectly

Damn, I took Matt down Dick-Shot Perfect

by Marx December 15, 2003