A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 24, 2014
Get the splatter-douchmug. A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
Get the Douche Canoemug. The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
by The stoutness September 28, 2008
Get the Douche Nozzlemug. A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 1, 2022
Get the Douche bagmug. 1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
Get the Douche napmug. Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012
Get the douchemug. by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009
Get the La Douchemug.