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justin voice crack

when your voice is fucked up and it'll take days to repair
boiiiiiiiii... you just had such a justin voice crack.
by ohwhale December 17, 2016
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Cup'o Crack

A rather small cup full of crack, that's right straight up crack and it is often used as a defense for humans for when they are frightened or just have to pee really badly.
"my girlfriend wouldn't get out the bathroom so i cup'o cracked that bitch"
by DJDARKSTAR7501 May 27, 2017
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granny gang crack

When a younger more athletic male enjoys rigorous sex with an older woman and enjoys the sound of her pelvis cracking
-Dude, you're granny is a real gilf, she let me granny gang crack her.
by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018
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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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Pillow in the crack

When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow
I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.
by Eltie February 5, 2018
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Rudolph On Crack

When you dip your nose in period blood and then she scratches her moot flakes on top of it
“Omg bro, Susan totally gave me a Rudolph On Crack last night. It was like all of my Christmas’s came at once!”
by Flakes4Daayz October 4, 2018
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what's a crack

Asking someone what's up with them usually used in Irish or British country's.
" to mate what's a crack lad"
by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018
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