astronaut cock

One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.

Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.

by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017

Cock Neck

A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...

I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.

by Stains and Smears May 6, 2018

cock conscious

It's when you're uncomfortable with your penis - its size (too small or too big), it's shape or maybe even its smell.

Gary was in his underwear and felt 'cock conscious'. Tom was swimming in his speedos when a female lifeguard started to talk him, he felt embarrassed and 'cock conscious'.

by Gazcap May 31, 2023

Champagne Cock

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.

Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.

by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

Cock Guzzler

A Cock Guzzler is someone who looks like they can down a thick cock in seconds.
We all know a few Cock Guzzlers they are around every corner.

“Wow Tiffany is such a Cock Guzzler”

by The_Likeable_One November 25, 2019

Wet Cock

When you wake up with your dick still wet from the sex the night before.

Hey Ryan, how did last night go with the girl?
Ryan- Dude it was awesome, I still have Wet Cock!! Do you wanna smell?

by Ajrod180 January 21, 2022

cock chonging

when a female performs hardcore oral sex on a male, basically deep throating that shit till the slut chokes.

i love cock chonging

by bunnyabedcs October 2, 2015