cock footing

Inserting your own or someone else's foot into your own dick hole. Traditionally, inserting your big toe first.

I'm seeing a new yoga master to improve my cock footing.

You should get a pedicure before cock footing your lover.

by West High School April 14, 2016

crumpet cock

A cock eating English man "Crumpet Cock"

"You my friend should stop being a crumpet cock. "

by Trilliam_180 November 15, 2016

Cock Blocked

When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment

*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.

by Dildo_Swaggins December 14, 2016

Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.

Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.

by Do Ge November 27, 2018

Cock Keeper

Description of someone mouth.

keep you cock keeper shut. You talk to much

by Kick Rocks MF December 11, 2018

cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

Cock apocalypse

To sleep with an ex or numerous exs in one night after a long period of time. Knowing it's a bad idea.

Leslee: Dude I slept with my ex after 6 years.
Daniel: Dude thats been a long time coming!
Leslee: Yeah its a cock apocalypse.

by dawoods October 21, 2018