Alex the Similar Bean

The man who lead the conquest into New Mexico

“Who’s your favourite historical figure?”
“Alex the Similar Bean, Conqueror of New Mexico, of course!”

by OhNoItsJoe January 27, 2023

Alex

the kind to get suck dick and get banned from Roblox for spamming the N-Word in Roblox squid games,

Marle: hey Alex wanna play Roblox?
Alex: can't, im banned
Marle: why?
Alex: oh, you don't want to know

by Dead-Game November 8, 2021

Alex W :3

The best boyfriend in the whole world who is so amazing and beautiful and John loves him more (it is the truth)

"who is that guy you are with?"
"Oh thats my amazing bf Alex W :3"

by nethuya October 7, 2025

Alex

A fucking walking stick. but also very cool and good.

Alex is such a stick he is so skinny

by JimmyMcNutCheese September 18, 2020

Alex L

he is that type of show that makes everyone go womp womp in your kevins btt

Alex L is that type of guy that like bug booty man and

by wompwomgnoe May 25, 2023

Alex Korff

a real florida jhit:)

Alex Korff…? that FREAK? I LOVE HIM!!!!

by korffatron November 5, 2024

alex

the best person you will ever meet !

someone who will make you feel so loved and validated you won’t know what to do with urself

me : alex is so lovely i just wanna hug him </3

friend : IKR ? he deserves the entire world !

by elio ! November 20, 2021