John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.

"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"

by Alina Rose November 24, 2021

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J-bedes

When someone lives like a pig and is on the fast track for Type 2 diabetes.

That guy needs to exercise, he can't keep living like J-bedes.

by Iggypop December 22, 2013

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Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

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j-marc'd

ˈjā-märkt (adj)

The act of being hidden (note: not deleted or removed) or being identified ("marked") as a nuisance for random and meaningless Facebook posts that do not always solicit a response from their friend or fan base.

Those hidden or "marked" usually have a feeling that "bad publicity is good publicity" but lack the understanding while they might still be loved, that their Facebook presence is "out of sight, out of mind”.

What you haven't j-marc'd them yet? It was hard to do cuz i love um but I found it super relieving.

by seabearpbear December 28, 2010

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Limiske .J. Berkley

De Baddest.

Y’all know that Limiske .J. Berkley AKA Miske is DE BADDEST of all times.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

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J + N

P1: I can make N straight
P2: she’s dating J tho
P1: so?
P2: dude your a guy and she’s lesbian and she Alr found sum1
P1: whatever

J + N is a relationship that will last 4ever, no matter how much fights no matter how much yelling, these 2 will always love each other till the day they die.

by MONEY STEALER June 10, 2023

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