Facebook

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.

Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.

by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020

Facebook Lisa

Your Grandma that uses social media slurs or popular slang absolutely wrong.
Lisa was the number one baby name in the 60s you all have a Grandma Lisa.

She embarrasses you infront of your friends using "Karen" totally wrong or worse uses it at Walmart !

Facebook Lisa says "Ok Karen" to the African American woman asking for the manager because someone screwed up her order.

by Momunderthegun October 6, 2020

Facebook attorney

Someone who thinks they went to Harvard. Also known as a liar liar pants on fire

Shaun king is a Facebook attorney

by Donut was right October 9, 2020

Facebook

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you

kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out

by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020

Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!

by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

abula: little daughter download Facebook es la aplicación del momento. Nieta: ¡¡Abuela ya tienes 50 !!

by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.

“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.

by SuzieSays November 30, 2020