Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
by Homer001 June 03, 2022
by Receo April 11, 2022
A more polite way to refer to a woman's anus, or to refer to a woman's anus while in the company of children, elderly, or parents.
From this angle I have a really good perspective of your backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
Do you think her backyard bird is bleached?
The other night I got my second knuckle into her backyard bird.
by togoo January 24, 2014
"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....
no"
by Axtrium December 05, 2021
by DaTrueBiggestBird February 06, 2023
the boss
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales
the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird
the head huncho
the feathered freak
the overdeveloped chicken
the winged cow
the flightless bird
the bird that is very above average in size
the bird that breaks scales
the fatass bird
the bird that is big
the bird that is fat and big and... thats it ...hes just a really fucking big bird
hubert: im the biggest bird!
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
sigmund: dont know what you heard- im the biggest bird!
hubert; oh no oh no
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅 IM THE BIGGEST BIRD 🦅
by thebiggestbird February 16, 2023