Two uniforms

When a police officer or military member dies in action two uniformed men show up at the spouses door

There was a knock at the door about 2 o’clock two uniforms and her heart stoped

by Nvious September 23, 2020

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Two-man

A two man is when two men usually friends have sex with girls together.(only 1 on 1 tho just together if that makes sense

Tim-yo bro wanna hit a two-man

Josh-I mean if there baddies

by semiiiu March 10, 2024

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025