bush jumper

one who specialize`s in the art of jumping on/into bushes belonging to other people.
this art involves a lot of practice to get your posture just right as u soar through the air and can take many year or even an entire life time to perfectly master. it may also be added to the 2050 Olympic sports as a spanking new category which will be a great milestone for the profession. so go join the local bush jumper club in your area and have fun.

person1. hey joe, wanna go past old billies and crash his fern bush for a bit of bush jumper action?
person2. k
person3. k

by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020

Bush Explosion

A queef. Also 9/11.

Did you hear her flappy bush explosion?? I smelled it!!

Sir…a second plane just hit the towers.

by Loberson December 11, 2023

bush wackin

knocking on peoples cars when theyre either making out or in the back seat

My friend and I were out bush wackin when we knocked on a KKK member's car. Him and about 3 other KKK guys jumped out and chased us through the woods.

by pink pony October 27, 2003

Bush Diver

A man who embarks on deep woods camping trips with the goal of fishing, drinking, smoking pot and eating mushrooms. Usually this man is rugged and irresistible to women.

Girl #1: “Hey it looks like that bush diver just got back from a camping trip.

Girl #2: Yeah, I’d love to spend the night with him

by Bushdiver#5 January 6, 2021

Bush man

A man that brings kids Into his basement

Is that the Bush man in the Bush

by Jcool870 May 22, 2021

do you have a bush in your front lawn?

When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)

Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"

by Jordatha March 23, 2017

Bush weeb

The embodiment of sleth

Oh Sleth you’re such a bush weeb

by Wallerr22 January 16, 2021