A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.
Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.
Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.
Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.
The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011
Get the five dollar pissmug. The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot it opens a portal to the shadow realm and you'll never be seen again, the only known survivor is the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 18, 2023
Get the Piss Magnetmug. 1. An almost solely British term for a bar, pub, or tavern.
2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.
3. A bathroom.
The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
2. When used in different context, a term for a unfavorable
position, disgusting, crappy place or situation, such as a filthy restaurant, a bad match on a video game, or horrid experience while doing most anything.
3. A bathroom.
The word "piss" meaning something disgustingly awful, and "joint" meaning location or event.
(British) "Oi, where's the nearest piss joint?"
"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."
"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"
"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
"Screw this place, it's a total piss joint. Let's get outa here."
"Forget it, man. That place's a piss joint!"
"Hey guys, I gotta make a visit to the piss joint, be right back.
by Shakesfear October 20, 2012
Get the piss jointmug. Bedding, stuffed chair, sofa, car seat and the like ruined by leaked urine from an incontinent user.
I seated myself in the movie theater, then said to my date, “Honey, this seat stinks; it’s all pissed out!”
by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021
Get the all pissed outmug. by Tina’s June 6, 2019
Get the Piss in the wind tunnelmug. by Lady queefa June 11, 2019
Get the piss flap pluckingmug. Piss Trout; 1). n. A dead fish that has been pissed on by multiple people. 2). v. A game played by Canadians where a group of people piss in a dead fish and the last one to finish has to cook and eat said fish.
1). "Wow Billy, sure smells like a urinated on salmon", " You mean a piss trout?"
2). "Jimmy finished last, he has to eat the piss trout!"
2). "Jimmy finished last, he has to eat the piss trout!"
by Jim-Bob Dillinger III Esquire May 5, 2018
Get the piss troutmug.