Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024

Park

An occurrence or happening that is decent, or alright.

Jacob: Ay bro what’d you get on the final?
David: Man I got a 78.
Jacob: That’s park bro you’ll still pass.

by Jfjdbfbfj October 17, 2021

sang hyun park

an absolute laughing power house and has all the energy in the world to laugh but does not show it on other stuff and is in love with aniruddha v reddy

i sang hyun park you

by jim collins October 18, 2022

Trailer Park Hair

Hair style that is so unappealing, that it just kills whatever sexual or romantic vibe your have with a woman

"When Sally walked out of her mom's camper, she could of been bangable. Until I saw that she had trailer park hair

by Bond_006.5 January 18, 2015

Parked

To get dropped , put down , or punched on

Yo he was getting smart i had to park him

Like person i got into it wit got parked

by Realking215 March 6, 2024

College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.

Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”

by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023

Southern Parking

(n) This is the local garage in your local area ghetto (ghettos not available in all areas. aka, the upperclass.) This local garage consists of one fat white boy and 30 skinny negros all in wife beaters (typically stained a blood red,) where your lost car can be found within 24 hours of being "lost" and after this period, disappears yet again, only to be found in peices in another Southern Parking.

Bobby "Aye bro, I think I ran into your car the other day, some crazy negro was working on it in this shop on the southside."

Jimbo "God damnit. Your shittin' me right? They wasn't at one of them southern parking shops was they?"

Bobby "Da fuck you saying Jimbo?"

Jimbo "I sayin you a fuckin returd Bobby. Them southern park niggers are insane."

Bobby "Oh."

Jimbo "Fuck you."

by JimbosBobbyBill September 30, 2011