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P

Short for Ping a.k.a. the laziest and rudest way to start a chat
1. Using P/Ping! instead of proper greetings means you lacking a basic Netiquette
2. I'll ignore your chat, block you, and report your chat as a spam if you sent me a P/Ping instead of proper greetings
3. Rule of this group:
P = banned
by Sir. B August 13, 2021
mugGet the Pmug.

Matty P

The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted
"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"
by Chloe :3 November 26, 2024
mugGet the Matty Pmug.

qxzwevcrtnbyu,mio/.p

When you are so bored you type from the top area of your keyboard to the bottom of the keyboard in a X pattern, fully omitting the home row.
you: god i wonder if qxzwevcrtnbyu,mio/.p was ever types
you: oh, someone has
by johnnylemon July 13, 2023
mugGet the qxzwevcrtnbyu,mio/.pmug.

D. S. P

Designated. Short. Person
A dedicated person to make a tall persons life better though great humour, death defying sunts to try be taller or giving a tall person a different veiw in life
Tall person : you are so short how are we friends
You: no I am just your D. S. P (designated. Short. Person) here for your enjoyment
by Lulu 123 January 28, 2022
mugGet the D. S. Pmug.

:P BLIP

:P BLIP
person: hi

person2: :P BLIP
by bequap October 16, 2023
mugGet the :P BLIPmug.

P-Snapz

P-Snapz (aka P-Snapchat or Premium Snapchat)

When they have ‘set up’ a premium Snapchat account this just means that they are willing to share out snaps of a sexual nature to others on Snapchat, in return for some payment.

This can mean that the person who has the premium Snapchat will either charge their Snapchat friends a membership fee, which may be a one-time or a recurring payment for access all content, or it may be a one-off payment for a particular service, like a naked picture or video.
Crystal: You want my P-Snapz?... Premium Snapchat?

Tyrone: What in the Heck is That!? is it a App?

Crystal: When you have ‘set up’ a premium Snapchat account this just means that they are willing to share out snaps of a sexual nature to others on Snapchat, in return for some payment.

Tyrone: You want me to pay, you LMFAO!?

Crystal: Yeah don’t go looking for premium Snapchat on the App Store as you will not find it, and I fear for what you might find instead.
by GorillaWolf2099 November 22, 2020
mugGet the P-Snapzmug.

sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿
The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch
by The Pug Father February 6, 2020
mugGet the sexual miss pmug.

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