Twitter Monkey

Someone who was on Twitter 24/7 and believed everything they heard and read on mainstream media before Elon took over. They also tend to be blue pilled and stuck in Matrix.

Daniel stop being such a a “Twitter Monkey”! Just because it’s tending on Twitter it doesn’t mean is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023

clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing

U like u is a clown monkey

by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018

Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Monkey Dicked

When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!

Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.

by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 15, 2018

Monkey Slum

A black person, or person of color who is a slave and is oppressed in the slums of the racial dominancy of white superiority.

Those monkey slums will never become superior than the white race.

by jabbercum January 25, 2019

deck monkey

A young person that is freshly trained as crew to operate on ship or airliner, and usually knows all theory, but has no experience, and therefore can only be useful as the captain's bitch, to fetch coffee. Like a pirate's little pet monkey that also gets a uniform.

Captain to Operations: Hey Steve, when you see my deck monkey, tell him to come tie my shoe lace... I'm sick of that 19 year old, 200 hour excuse of a pilot that thinks his opinion matters. Why the fuck do you hire these pizza face twats?

by Piles999 June 10, 2018

Dance Monkey

This song was created by tones and I which the meaning of dance monkey was usually a refference to the nigger people that do the monkey dance also known as the sturdy or the griddy.

Nigger person 1: Yo get sturdy
Nigger person 2: Alright bet nigga
Tones and I: Dance monkey, Dance monkey ohhhh~

by Ihatethechocolatepeople October 31, 2022