Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

by HugaN February 14, 2012

Monkey Pincher

Someone who is better than a monkey puncher and wins at all contest.

That monkey pincher is always winning sxephil's contest!

by Buttface65436 August 4, 2011

monkey rumbler

a dirty gresed anus explorer

oi barlow do u like monkeys ?

ye y

do u like vibrators up ur arse ?

yep definately

well ur a monkey rumbler :P

wats that ?

its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey

by cruntybadger June 16, 2011

backporch monkey

a sexual term used to describe the connections of hair between the males pubic hair and the womans ass hair when doing it in the ass.

the backporch monkey looks like a chimpanzee

by SEX_MONKEY_57 August 23, 2011

Twitter Monkey

Someone who was on Twitter 24/7 and believed everything they heard and read on mainstream media before Elon took over. They also tend to be blue pilled and stuck in Matrix.

Daniel stop being such a a “Twitter Monkey”! Just because it’s tending on Twitter it doesn’t mean is true!

by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023

Ice Monkey

Racial slur used to refer to Finnish people

Jorma is an absolute mud hut living ice monkey!

by Why did Amanda leave me April 14, 2021

Dance Monkey

This song was created by tones and I which the meaning of dance monkey was usually a refference to the nigger people that do the monkey dance also known as the sturdy or the griddy.

Nigger person 1: Yo get sturdy
Nigger person 2: Alright bet nigga
Tones and I: Dance monkey, Dance monkey ohhhh~

by Ihatethechocolatepeople October 31, 2022