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Pure Traveling Light

The Sun is the “Pure Traveling Light” or simply our “PTL”
The Sun creates, provides, and sustain all life as we know and is the Pure Traveling Light and not really the “Sun”.
by The Covenant Messenger September 25, 2025
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Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
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Darkwater holy light

when the water runs red and the dark water they swear has a holy light but really they are fuuuucked up
so they call a waterfall like that darkwater holy light?
by wottleofbine November 21, 2025
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beam of light

when you pull out during head right before you nut and cum directly in their eye
she gave me monster head so I gave her the beam of light
by Gaussgamer666 December 9, 2025
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a modern version of "you look light in those loafers" meaning you are feminine.
Hey man "you look light in that hoodie "
by srj629 December 10, 2025
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Blackpool Traffic Light

A Blackpool Traffic Light is a traffic light used to tell cars whether to stop or go. More specifically, located in the absolute shithole that is Blackpool.
Traffic Light (in Blackpool):*turns red*
Guy 1: "It's a Blackpool Traffic Light!"
Guy 2: "No shit, we're in Blackpool."
by Desiro January 8, 2026
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