frapple jacks

when you masterbate into your girlfriend cereal and have her eat it

I gave my girl friend a bowl of frapple jacks this morning

by Rinuji October 14, 2013

Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.

I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.

by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012

TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

jack wright

gay

jack wright likes men

by 42069420 June 2, 2020

Jack Hind

A lanky prick who has proper gay curtains, that loves dick in his bumhole and a toe infection. Jack hind is also a person who lives inside a garage that has so job has a
Friend called jin and plays warzone all
Day wishing he was black, he also enjoys playing chicken on the motorway because he has a special disability called being a spasticated wank stane of a human.

Loves boys and also drives fords that don’t work and has a mum that gets guttered in the vag on a daily by the post man

Jack hind likes willy in the bumhole

by Madeline mccan June 23, 2020

Jack Walsh

Jack Walsh is a phatt ting that has about two braincells in his head and has the face of a melted welly. He looks like a coconut and acts like one to. He plays football with his fugly friends and has breathes like there is no air in the world(#asthma). Has no bunda and ginger hair
But after all of that is a princess, nice and funny with dance moves like shakira

See that peng ting with the Shakira hips ova der, ya that must be Jack Walsh

by Yappayappayappa August 4, 2020

Jack Brown

Typically claims that a dick is in his ass; A Big Chungus enthusiast; Very short (about 5”2); LOVES Xtra Cheddar; Hipfired a C4 and missed terribly causing him to die

Emily: Did you hear about Jack Brown?
Iskra: No why?
Emily: Apparently he had another dick in his ass!
Iskra: Typical Jack!

by Gary O’Crowley August 10, 2020