house of mouse

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE

by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

Sarah's Haunted House

A term used when your friend's house is haunted.

OMG, THE STOVE STARTED LEVITATING ITS SARAH'S HAUNTED HOUSE!!

by REV G March 26, 2023

Hathaway House

A place where inexperienced stupid males go under the impression they is a hot puss to be had. Poor ugly troll-like younglings are love bombed and overwhelmed by the sheer whoring skills of the Matrons vagina. Guarnteed to be still warm from the 13-60 year old that just blasted it full 30 minutes before you dropped in. You will believe her lies of being really wet and turned on for you, but actually its just another mans ejaculate you are licking and rubbing allover your cock balls and asshole. Like a puppy that knows no better you will give your self totally, to the Succubus's Charm. You will sacrifice your mind, body and spirit, and she will consume all while you are hexed and vexed whallering in other male jizz then she will spit out the shell that is left for you to die alone covered in seamen . Unless you are a smart young whelp and double wrap your penis and resist her whorecraft and hit it and make a smooth getaway as she is in the washroom and vanish with a quick witted excuse.. Other wise say your prayers you have been warned of the evil that lies within the house.

Diesel Dick #1 :Hey did you hear, Hathaway House has vacancy.
Invisible Dick #1: Id rather drink jet fuel and piss up a burning rope.

by Deviled Bacon July 19, 2022

beaver housing

when an ordinary woman turns to prostitution, and builds the construction to house alot of penis in her beaver. Then her gay lover comes in and she uses this term as a code name for the suprise mexican love tap

Mike " hey is your door unlocked ? "
Shazza " my beaver is itchy "
Mike " must be the new tenants "
Shazza " gotta stop beaver housing "

by Kluckapps October 13, 2007

smoke down the house

Smoking copious amounts of methamphetamine to where a cloud of smoke remains

Come over; I'm ready to smoke down the house!

by HerediaT September 7, 2016

house colding

A party that you have when someone you dislike has finally decided to move out

We held a house colding party when my sister moved out, and did all of the things we couldn't do when she was here

by Kvothe_1712 March 9, 2022

House Arrest

The kind your mum slaps on you when you're still living at home and flop a uni exam. Includes revoked social privileges, guilt-tripping, and being treated like you're 9 again.

Mate: "Get keen for tonight"
Me: "Can't. Mum’s put me on house arrest again cause i failed that anat exam."
Mate: "Tiger Mum"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025