pitaya dragon cookie

stupid twink dragon cookie

stupid twink pitaya dragon cookie

by k0r3an July 15, 2025

Double Dragon

What is it called when you ate a big meal and then got super drunk and start getting diarrhea and while your on the toilet you realize you have to throw up and so you get up and turn around and start throwing up into the toilet but the pressure on your stomach from throwing up also makes you shit diarrhea on the bathroom floor and so you got stuff coming out of both ends and it’s literally like the rock bottom of your entire life and then you end up blacking out on the bathroom floor.

“After that triple dipper and 14 shots of orange flavored vodka I performed a double dragon in the bathroom”

by EvilChihuahua17 July 18, 2025

Texas Dragon Breath

When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.

“So how did it go with her last night?”

“Let’s just say I hit her with some Texas Dragon Breath.”

by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025

Sneezing Dragon

when a girl is giving a guy head, and a guy is in the process of ejaculating. He shoves her head down on his penis, ejaculates in her mouth, then the semen passes thru her nasal passageway and out her nostrils.

Àang likes the sneezing dragon 5 days a week

by Àang October 12, 2025

Flying dragon

The act of flying across a room while drag-on deez nutz across yo foe head.

Excuse me, would you like to experience the flying dragon? If so I’m bout to fly across this room while Drag-on deez nutz across yo foe head.

by R-WAK October 18, 2025

King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler

Founder of MouseWolf Global.
A white male from small town Arizona, whom was gifted the Title by King Lafayette from Compton Front Hood Crips.
He's known to be from Compton, CA and Los Mochi.
He runs with the Black and Paisa Communities.

Born October 16th (National Bosses Day) he became infamous with many Hoods Worldwide as an aspiring Rolling 60s Crip and Sicario.

He was given the title of Honorary Crip thrice.

Known to help anyone who asks if he can, he was made a Widower on Valentine's Day 2024.

Once risen to power, he intends to unite all Hoods, feed the people and advanced technology by hundreds of years.

Damn you came up from nowhere Cuz, who are you King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler from Compton?

King Dragon MouseWolf Diggler from Compton was made overnight, think you can too?

by Street Assassin 87 November 3, 2025

Mysterious dragon

When you catch an STD without having engaged in any sexual activity.

Incel: How did I get this rash? This is f**ked.
Dude: Beware the mysterious dragon.

by CocoPapa November 11, 2025