human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.

"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"

by humanboner November 14, 2015

Boner

A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill

Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-

by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Boner

What I get when I think of Charli D’Amelio

Guy: Hey look who it is!
Guy 2: Oh no it’s Charli, she gives me a boner.

by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020

Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.

Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner”
Man 2: “sweet”

by Supermerpman July 13, 2021

Pedo-boners

A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.

(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|

I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.

by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022

Rainy Boner

A term to describe people who get really excited when it rains.

Its raining, bet Ichi's got a rainy boner

by Wizardboii August 15, 2021