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Jelly baby

A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.

Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.
Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??

Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.
by Gazareth June 14, 2011
mugGet the Jelly babymug.

crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
by nick May 23, 2006
mugGet the crack babymug.

water babies

Tiny bead like balls that grow when put in water. They are usually treated as if were real babies and they can also bounce.
1.Look at my water babies in the water bottle grow!

2. Aw.. my water babies are so cute!
by noneofyourbizness January 9, 2011
mugGet the water babiesmug.

baby giraffe

A dance move done by having your legs shoulder width apart , hands infront of you palms down with elbows locked and then sticking out your booty. So named as it looks like a giraffe is giving birth.
After going to the zoo, at the concert later the only dance move I could do was the baby giraffe.
by _that_slut December 1, 2007
mugGet the baby giraffemug.

ass babies

Sperm after being ejaculated into one mans anus from another man during homosexual copulation.
"Yeah, he filled me with his ass babies"
by Biggaypaul December 31, 2007
mugGet the ass babiesmug.

baby burp

only do it like twice a year is when u burp and a bit of sick comes up into your mouth and then u swallow it again
u: "wow what a great meal i think ...... (ullp)(gulp) ahhhhhh thats nasty , burns ma throat "

friend: " whats up man"

u: " just baby burped man, not good u got water?"
by italianmucker May 25, 2009
mugGet the baby burpmug.

Baby Cavs

A 16 year old baby that is incapable of getting a woody and or going on roller costers.
Yo that kid Chris looks like a Baby Cavs.
by Jan-Michael November 21, 2006
mugGet the Baby Cavsmug.

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