Wet Homosexual

a homosexual that has been made wet by the bathroom.

my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.

by sofasodapop July 2, 2022

Wet Leg

Verb

To blow off a show or musical act at the very last minute because it’s a weeknight, you just laid down on the bed, and you just don’t have the energy to rally.

I’d rather go out and have dinner with y’all before the show, if I don’t, I fear I’ll “wet leg” it again.

by BGR-Mn November 15, 2023

Ok wet

“Ok cool” or “okie dokie”
Acknowledging something is going to happen

Girl 1: I’ll let you know what’s happening when I get my schedule
Girl 2: ok wet

by IreneAlrinAkenna December 10, 2018

Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).

Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.

by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Wet Mission

A Wet Mission is the act of seeking out, and then using PCP or PCP laced marijuana or tobacco cigarettes, often resulting in running around naked and requiring 5 or more law enforcement officers to subdue you.

"Yo, look at this crazy nigga out rollin' in the street. He on a wet mission fo sho'!"

by MaoZedongs December 17, 2011

Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023