National slap pussy day

April 12th is national slap Pussy
Taken or not slap pussy or get yours slapped🤣

“Hey john go slap Nadia’s pussy it is national slap pussy day.”

by Bbiiggddaaddyy April 11, 2019

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National slap ass day

Slap all the ass u can cause it only come around on 4-12

Who all participating in national slap ass day

by Nick sayford April 11, 2019

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national slap Sophia day

walk around town, and if you know any Sophia's, well slap em

Man 1: Hi, Sophia
Girl 1: Hi!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: What day is it?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1

by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021

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slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.

Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.

by bobso February 21, 2008

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Don't shit in the hand that slaps you

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.

Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

by OverHung October 31, 2011

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