fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

coon top

The forward combed hair of the wiley Afro-American male mimicking the brim of a baseball cap.

Hey coon top

by fluvio March 22, 2011

TOPS

Tired Of People's Shit

I'm so TOPS in this world!

by Vanessa Wilson August 5, 2025

Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

Spin the top

Adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing Inception and the spinning top.

Matt: Hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol?
Zach: Whoa. Crazy. You really spin the top sometimes man.

Zoe: Wait...Isn't that an Eminem lyric?

by mehh? January 27, 2012

ZZ Top

Falling asleep during a blowjob.

Hey babe I'm getting sleepy, how bout a little ZZ top?

by ty2trees March 4, 2023

Top yourself

To commit suicide/ kill yourself

Mark Renton : And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.

by Klepes June 12, 2023