Alex and randy are not really friends

by Real Alberto July 5, 2022

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Alex

Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.

"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.

by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022

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Alex

A big boy potato who gets all the girls and guys

Wow he’s such an Alex look at all of those hoes lookin at him.

by DinoFish67 September 27, 2019

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Alex

The definition of perfect!!!

“Ugh I love Alex”

“Who’s Alex?”
“The definition of perfect”

by Dylanluvsalex July 8, 2021

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Alex Fokas

An absolute beast of a human who will probably beat you at any race, in any sport, at any distance and at any time of the day. All round a better athlete than you. And your mom. Probably better than 3 of your dogs as well. He will manage anything he puts his mind to.
Also an extremely good dude.

To be in the presence of Alex Fokas is to be blessed. Namaste

by KOM4sure February 24, 2022

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