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park bench

Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.
My dog's a freakin park bench.
by Doomlad April 8, 2007
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San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.
MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.
by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009
mugGet the San Juan Parkmug.

We're taking it to the parking lot.

The phrase "We're taking it to the parking lot." means someones going to batter your ass right in the school parking lot and embarass you in front of everyone. If you hear that phrase being said to you, you better be in a fighting mood, because there is a change you can whack his ass out too.
Hey, little snitch. 3:00 sharp, we're taking it to the parking lot.
by ElephantShit1050 May 10, 2023
mugGet the We're taking it to the parking lot.mug.

Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?
Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted
by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024
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Dirty Parking Spot

I was at the bar when I found a slut. She let me do whatever. And then I woke up at with my dick in the dirty parking spot.
by Tiddylicker69 May 30, 2022
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Trailer Park Titties

you remember that skinny flat-chested girl from my neighborhood? ended up with massive trailer park titties
by xerocool22 April 19, 2025
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pork park

by DJ.C April 24, 2011
mugGet the pork parkmug.

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