king canute

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

Blooket king

A person who hacks blooket but wins everytime

Damn did you see Aldo playing blooket today?
Yea he’s a blooket king

by vstaury December 21, 2021

biggot basterd king

The rank achived when: you have become a basterd and coronated 'The King of all Biggots'. it is one of the lowest ranks in the hierarchy of Shishahism (A religion based on smoking the Hookah Pipe) and is often used as an insult or a friendly greating among devotees.

See Shishaism for more details.

Martin: Hey dude, i'm so stoned of my ass right now...
Charles: Biggot Basterd King
Martin: Same to you man, same to you.

by Martin Pedersen October 12, 2005

might of many kings

Kings are almighty and powerful. With the might of many kings, it's a strong standing.

"We need to order pizza" "I agree with the might of many kings!"

by Nathan Hulsey December 6, 2006

king father hater

father haters are a select breed of goths who share a common wardrobe of black, piercings, and bondage-wear, as well as a shared hatred of their father (read: either dear old dad, or rather, our father who art in heaven... the king, an individual who lives in north central PA is the greatest of all the father haters, thusly he is King.

KFH enjoys wrecking trains, playing video games, and destroying families.

"Man, Brent looks really sad today..."
"Well, duh... it's father's day and he's King Father Hater"

by a teammmmm January 21, 2008

King Butt monkey

The person that the Butt Monkey Follows

Rob: Come here Gail
Gail: ok do you want anything
Rob: Get me Sweets NOw
Gail: OK right away
Rob: Gail is such a Butt monkey
Bob: And your the King Butt MOnkey

by Checken April 15, 2008

King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

by sk8a September 29, 2008