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Story - Part 1

MAIN CHARACTERS:
Oliver is a nerd. Try hard be cool.
Milly and Molly are friends.

Other people are just random people names that I thought of.

By the way below is for entertainment purposes only, includes drama. Please stop reading if you don't want entertainment or dramatic things in your sight.
Story - Part 1, just a story I have made.
Girls:
Hey look! Theres Oliver there!
Woah he's looking hotttttt. He's mine for prom for SURE!
NO MY PROM DATE!
No mine!
NO, I said it FIRST!
WELL I NEVER CARED! HE'S MINE! I'm sure he'll fall for me.
No! He's MINEEEEEEEE!

Oliver:
Wassup girls.

Girls:
Actually haha... Forget what I said. He's all yours to prom.
Forget about what I said too! He can be yours for prom, I'll look for someone else.
Nah gurl I'll give him to you. You said you wanted him to be yours for prom after all haha.
No he's yours!
NO YOURS!
No yours!!
No, YOURS!
NOOOOOO YOURS FOR PROM!

Oliver:
You guys can choose, either way I'll grab you to prom, the chosen one of course.

Girls:
Molly= I'm choosi-
Milly= Heyyy Oliver you can uhh.... CHOOSE MOLLY BYE!
-Milly runs away-

Molly= Um, bye!!

Oliver:
Nah, you're coming with me to prom.

Molly= NO I-
-Molly gets grabbed by Oliver-

NOTE:Want part 2 of the story?
Find "Story - Part 2"!
It's not ready now, but I will make it tomorrow. Keep your eyes on the name of "Story - Part 2"!
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