chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...

"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016

chocolate lollipop

when you insert a lollipop into a womans asshole and then eat the lollipop

we did the chocolate lollipop last night. tasted awful tho.

by lincummaster October 13, 2021

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 1, 2021

Chocolate-Duster

chocolate-duster. when you blow coco powder in a butthole and then they fart in your face.

Yeah bro, she totaly got me with that chocolate-duster. Had milk and cookies after.

by seanzy928 September 6, 2020

chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016

chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.

After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.

by Itsmegod November 14, 2012