Chocolate

The tastiest, most delicious thing that was ever invented. Loved by 99 percent of the population and The answer to everything.

Q: What's up?
A: Chocolate

Q: Whatcha doing?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's an acute angle?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's the time?
A: Chocolate

Q: Where are the keys?
A: Chocolate

Q: Why do you keep saying chocolate?
A: Chocolate

Q: What's 5 + 6?
A: Chocolate

Q: What?
A: Chocolate

Q: How?
A: Chocolate

Q: When?
A: Chocolate

etc

by Jhdaedggbbkk January 5, 2022

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Chocolate Giddyup

When you bet on a fart and you have to get up(giddyup) and run to the bathroom.

Remember that time you shit your pants? Yeah, I had to Chocolate Giddyup. What? I had to get up and run to the bathroom.

by pbpyrojust January 25, 2020

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CHOCOLATE

different from “chocolate”
CHOCOLATE is from that spongebob episode that i know you watched
you can hear the word CHOCOLATE

me: “CHOCOLATE”
person: “sweet sweet chawcolate”

by bababooey hunchback lookin October 4, 2020

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Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).

"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.

by Imperador dos 10K Calendários December 26, 2023

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Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male starts by ejaculating and pooping into the females vagina. The female then queefs and squirts the ice cream like liquid onto the males face where he proceeds to eat it.

“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night, and she said she wanted to give me a chocolate ice cream tsunami!”

by Jack wang May 31, 2024

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