When you deal pot, get caught by the copies, get sent to prison and get analy penetrated by a large black fellow and you end up getting the anal bursts.
Preston: I'm gunna deal some dope to make extra cash for a PS4
Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man
Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man
by Ripuranus March 23, 2016

by Chrolsen December 9, 2008

An anal weep is the shriek or cry that happens when you are having rough sex from behind and by accident the mans penis is abruptly inserted into the anal cavity by accident.
An example of an anal weep would be “me and my boyfriend were having crazy sex and he flipped me over to hit it from behind and by accident it went into my ass. I wept from the pain of it going in so quickly without warning”
by Cool guy 789 October 5, 2020

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.
by popkxw May 5, 2024

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016

Like playing charades, but sticking random objects in ones anal cavity whilst having them guess what the object is.
by Six9inek9 December 10, 2018
