poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

Poo

SLANG FOR POO POOO

UR MOMMA FARTED SO HARD THE POOed HERSELF

by MY PP IS 3cm LONG (dm me 😉😜) October 23, 2022

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

poo

a thing that comes butt hole

i done a poo

by jamie 6 January 20, 2020

pee pee poo poo

pee pee poo poo its like um when somebodys opinion is shit u can use it ig pewdiepie made it famous

omg i hate gamer girs
omg u just said pee pee poo poo ga ga gu gu

by i shided and farded im, gei August 12, 2019

poo-hickey

food that is disgusting to a two year old child

'green beans and broccoli are poo-hickey'

also used ironically, 'ice cream is poo-hickey'

by chazvestite June 24, 2025

Fluffy Poo

Something people say when they feel excited:

"OMG, I feel so Fluffy Poo today! I'm going to the freaking zoo! LIT!"

by cittadelslang February 12, 2018