daniel radcliffe situation

when you dance with a random girl at a club and the next day, you go to extremes to find out who that random girl was.

"After that random brawd kissed me last night at the club, I couldn't get her out of my mind, and I've been asking everyone I know if they know this girl!"
"Dude, you have a daniel radcliffe situation..."

by Matt HT May 12, 2008

situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.

Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.

by tom.van May 2, 2010

situations

used in conjunction with "like these" to express despair and/or amusement at a given occurrence.

"i've just stabbed myself in the eye with a serving utensil whilst dishing up some quiche... and just before my hot date, too"
"situations like these..."

by tree September 21, 2004

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

Lituation

A lituation would describe a "lit situation." This could also be used for any fun hangout with friends.

"Yo! Hanging out at Cam's last night was a lituation."

by That One Guy Who Does A Thing May 14, 2016

Gaddafi situation

A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.

It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.

John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi

by Gaddafi July 4, 2011

Sticky Situation

A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.

(And no you can not eat it)

"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."

by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018