zero-day

warez'ed software, usually, that's distributed really quickly, perhaps even on the official software release date or before.

Come into this chan for hot zero-day xdcc bots!

by schmiddy September 22, 2003

sprite zero

it is a product of the coca cola company that is pure semen mixed with water. thats all it is. nasty.

i drank some sprite zero and it tasted goood.

by dyan83875 June 8, 2009

brown zero

anus, sphincter, ballon knot, leather cheerio.

Robbie pulled a muscle in his neck while trying to watch the anal beads emerge from his brown zero.

OR

Robbie relishes in the staccato of anal beads being ripped from his brown zero.

OR

To celebrate the zero he got on his exam, Robbie lubed up his brown zero before inserting enormous Korean vegetables.

by Total Penetration May 31, 2005

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik January 5, 2008

Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.

Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?

by acerengland February 18, 2021

Zero bitches

Someone who gets no girls/pussy

Avery Payne gets zero bitches

by Jack hackshaw April 8, 2023

Zero Hunter

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated and attempts to engage in sexual relations with unnattractive people. The rationale behind this being that the unnattractive people will be easier to proposition.

1. Dude! Did you see that guy going after that nasty chick? He's a total zero hunter!

2. Karen: When you're drunk what kind of guys do you usually go for, on a scale of 1 to 10?

Sarah: I go for the zeroes, their easier!

by zazery May 18, 2009