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The Legend of Zelda

The worst video game series published by Nintendo. Unrealistic storyline involving an elf in a green skirt trying to save a princess from an evil wizard dude (generic storyline, bleh), who's really just saving her because it's a better excuse to do that than to flat out say he was stalking her. It's set in medieval times, because, honestly, I don't see any electric-powered devices, such as automobiles, lightbulbs, or modern-day machinery (they use huge wooden gears and horses to travel, 1600's maybe?) Also, it's really easy to become lost. In Hyrule Field in Ocarina of Time, it's SOOOO expansive that a casual gamer or just someone who really doesn't care to spend alot of time getting from Point A to Point B (me being the latter) wouldn't enjoy. AND if you make one tiny mistake, like missing a key item in the game, you're basically screwed. Oh, and video games are supposed to be fun. Playing a game with a stalker elf midget, a 1600's setting, a confusing as hell sense of direction, and a generic storyline is not fun. Plus, it's not MULTIPLAYER (minus Four Swords).
The Legend of Zelda is a horrible excuse of a video game series, and, honestly, I have no idea why it was ever created.
by Oomomo December 24, 2009
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Zelkam

A mentally impaired furry that does Minecraft trolling and is staff on a server named invadedlands.net
Skeppy is a zelkam.
by JustIvanStuffYT September 7, 2019
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Zelda: The Wind Waker

An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.
Man, I can't believe I spent $50 on Zelda: The Wind Waker.
by alt + f4 August 8, 2005
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Zelda

Obviously one of the worst games ever made. The princess you are risking your f***ing life to save won't even give you a damn blowjob for he rescue. Link should have given her a black panther and then raped the shit out of her. ENOUGH SAID!!
Zelda was bad.
by Tobias38 January 11, 2010
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zebadiah

someone who normally seen working around Apple computers and performs weird sports such as gymnastics, cheerleading, and solving Rubik's Cubes.
Person 1: wow look at that man over there, he is such a zebadiah.

Person 2: yes i would agree.
by Zebadiah46 August 22, 2008
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Zelda

Noun: An unoriginal, formulaic medium; something that repackages and resells what is essentially the same exact thing over and over again

Verb: To become unoriginal; to develop a crippling fear of originality or inspiration
Noun: The main problem with the movie was that it was a total Zelda, y'know?

Verb: God, I used to like these fucking games, but they really started to Zelda after the first one for the GameCube.
by Come at me, shitlords August 26, 2013
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zelda

slang for weed for the green color of the character hence "playing Zelda" is smoking weed.
Yo' you gonna go play some Zelda tonight
by The Great HuzzaH May 14, 2004
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