you can have me

to give someone your virginity.

"baby, you can have me"

by Randy_417 August 1, 2007

Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

by quammibox August 14, 2011

the fuck you say to me you little shit

the fuck you say to me you little shit

the fuck you say to me you little shit

by yeet boi 2.0 February 25, 2021

You Don't Tell Me

To dismiss someone else's statement that either corrects, or nullifies your previous statement.

"I'm not sure we're going the right way."
"Hey! You don't tell me!"

by Zias Noxid April 6, 2009

You gon see me

A phrase used to threaten someone, mostly used to describe a future fight; to foreshadow future harm.

Mike: "Hey man, I heard you were talking to my girl."
Ron: "So what?"
Mike: "You gon see me."

by PepeTheFag November 13, 2016

You better than me

When someone handles a situation differently than you would have ... much different .

“ I caught my man cheating on me in my bed but I just walked out and asked them to leave , I didn’t cause a scene “

Person responding to hearing this was the reaction to that situation

“You better than me”

Meaning the sayer would have made a scene and acted way different than the one who this happened to .

by Badbizzzxx January 5, 2021

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011