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tangle wizard

The man who goes into your room when you're not around and tangles all of your cords and wires. He's believed to appear as a short white male, although he's never actually been seen. He may be able to shapeshift.
Dude I think the tangle wizard wrapped my headphones together and around my power cord.
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anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex
John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.
by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009
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Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.
When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.
by alfanky33 January 12, 2019
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Stinky Wizard

Right when a man cums the woman farts causing a disgusting smell and a mess everywhere.
The stinky wizard is almost like magic!
by ChoochyMagoochy July 5, 2009
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Pc Wizard

someone who does something normal with computer but technologically impaired person (usually family member) see it and gets amazed by it and then suddenly that someone knows EVERYTHING about computers.

also them related words are: mac sucks donkey balls
how do be a Pc Wizard:

Tim presses alt + tab to changed windows.
father sees it and says:"Oh Tim how did you do that?"
later father tells his friends that Tim can fix anyones computer.
by Veigar February 23, 2011
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scissor wizards

Females who are adept at pleasuring the pussy areas of other women.
"Assault this pussy, you motherfucking scissor wizards!"
by DogsBedroomMoshingTo108 December 29, 2016
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Electro Wizard

A sexual act in which you are having sex in the doggystyle position and you pull a magician and right before she turns around you tase her in the back. Then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her yelling "ELECTRIC"
Guy 1 : I just pulled an Electro Wizard on my girl last night.
Guy 2 : How did that work out?
Guy 1 : she wants to go for round 2!
by Souhl December 23, 2021
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