Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

Winching

its when you are complaining like a bitch

you're lips are moving and you're complaining that's winching

by @mrkulci May 1, 2018

WatchingPotato

WatchingPotato is a username usually used by a furry on all of their accounts. It is widely known that March 1st is the day they transform into a raging queer for a day before going back into hiding as a insecure heterosexual.

Chris: Did you hear about that fag who blew the whole local sports team on March 1st?
Canyon: Yeah I heard his username for finding new 'clients' was WatchingPotato

by NewYearHunter June 2, 2018

Woitching

The tendency for women to create things to bitch about. The female equivalent to mansplaining

Why did your girlfriend get so pissed about putting sprinkles on ice cream?

Who knows? She's just woitching, I guess.

by Blue John Walker June 15, 2018

Bitchling

A bitch in training.

I heard that Jon is being a bitchling today and working his way up to a bitch.

by The Truth Sucks Deal With It! May 7, 2018

Bitchling

A Person who is Training to be a Bitch

OMG I HEARD THAT JHONNY IS A BITCHLING!!

by Pacman025 February 27, 2018