I’ve got a neighbor from Indiana state that moved in next door. They have no children. They don’t wish to help me with anything. The wife is an selfish arrogant bitch and a fat cow. I’m a 16th generation Cajun man. I wish all of these douchebag transplants would just get the fuck out. They’re not from Louisiana and they aren’t even Catholic, wtf are they even doing here.
Don’t you wish your neighbors would just move out
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020
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Billie i wish

Expression to discribe how much you wish to be Billie Eilish.
My friend: Check my new hairstyle, green roots juste like Billie Eilish!
Me: Billie i wish.
by founes November 16, 2023
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Roman wishing well

When she is puking into the toilet and you are doing her doggie style.
Me and Brenda went drinking last night and this morning I got a roman wishing well.
by Miss Demeanor December 16, 2023
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I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
by Just another writer tater November 05, 2023
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dick on a wish stick

You’re fav toy in the porn shop
Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”
by Boski March 28, 2021
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Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools
by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024
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Wish boner

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner
by BLISS PATCHES March 09, 2021
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