hockey boyz

boyz that play hockey

eyyy look at dem hockey boyz

by your nibba May 18, 2017

sledge hockey

Ice hockey for people with a physical disability. Has the same rules as ice hockey, but with some changes. Each player uses a sledge with two skates underneath it. They move forward on the ice using two short hockey sticks with sharp metal teeth at one end and a blade on the other.
Many players are disables because they has amputated one or both of their legs, while others play because they are paralyzed.

Him: "Oh, what is that sport?"
Her: "It's sledge hockey. Like ice hockey for people with disabilities!"
Him: "It looks hard!"

by anel22 May 7, 2012

hemorrhoid hockey

Eating ass

My boyfriend was playing hemorrhoid hockey with me last night.

by Buffboibert March 10, 2023

Hockey god

A great hockey player with skills and always ready to Beat the other team doesn’t take Any crap and always Carry’s the team and can beat you any day

Ella Altman And Brynn Mcnear are “Hockey gods”

by Faith thumper December 19, 2018

moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

Hockey Player

Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!

Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!

by hola nina May 18, 2020

Hockey Goat

Canadian Arab; someone born/living in Canada but of middle eastern blood

“I met Matt the other day, turns out he’s a hockey goat”
“Hockey goat is such a specific slur”

by DarkNig July 17, 2020