One of the best CFL quarterbacks ever...EVER. Sucks now, but in his prime with the B.C. Lions was unstoppable. Now he is demoted to 3rd string(Michael Bishop is now 1st string) for the argos because he lost his touch. Poor Damon.
man #1: you see damon allen throw that touchdown pass last night?
man#2: what the fuck are you watching its the michael bishop show now BITCH
man#2: what the fuck are you watching its the michael bishop show now BITCH
by hatecrew21 July 26, 2007
by jokerman15 December 31, 2011
the definition of somebody being mentally unstable and needs a lot of help, has been tarded twice and is now a retard
by hannahthepooryoungretard May 21, 2018
Someone who sings with a pitch higher than a dog wistle.
warning--> if you see a lily allen, run. run fast.
warning--> if you see a lily allen, run. run fast.
EXAMPLE ONE:
tell that fucking lily allen to shut the fuck up
EXAMPLE TWO:
person 1: MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeM eMeMeMeMeMe
(glass breaks)
person 2: you just broke the window with your lily allen voice!!
tell that fucking lily allen to shut the fuck up
EXAMPLE TWO:
person 1: MeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeMeM eMeMeMeMeMe
(glass breaks)
person 2: you just broke the window with your lily allen voice!!
by Sarah3333 March 15, 2008
Also known as the anal sex lady.
A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.
A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.
Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.
by Anal Sex Math Geek March 10, 2018
Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
by Mr. Honest July 31, 2006
sometimes spelled as David Allan Coe
country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s
personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs
Coe served time in an Ohio state prison
wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck
wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums
his underground album is difficult to find today and rare
among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s
personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs
Coe served time in an Ohio state prison
wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck
wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums
his underground album is difficult to find today and rare
among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
"They tell me I look like Merle Haggard, but sound a lot like David Allen Coe," Longhaired Redneck (1976)
David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.
If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.
If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
by Assex 776 October 30, 2007