A Scottish (east coast) definition of someone acting hard but doesn't seem to be or acting wealthy whilst wearing fake brands.
Jimbo - "see that cunt over there giving it beans?"
Timmy - "ignore that wide cunt he's full o pish
Jimbo - "fuck it then"
Timmy - "aye fuck him"
Timmy - "ignore that wide cunt he's full o pish
Jimbo - "fuck it then"
Timmy - "aye fuck him"
by MyPilesAreSore August 11, 2024
by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019
by Hercolena Oliver August 31, 2008
That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.
Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!
Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!
by Shuaman November 25, 2017
The type of load that makes you question if you're even human, the type of load that you can feed someone for dinner, the type of load that makes you feel like you're not man you're beast.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
The act of being wide awake and still alive, combined into one phrase.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server
The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.
Made popular by a kid from Kansas who was playing Call of Duty: Resurgence with "OLDERWVLF" and "buttblaster420" on PlayStation 5 server
The gamer was bragging about being better than everyone and dropping the N bomb a lot to sound cool, when antagonized about his personality and play style , he got flustered and tried to proclaim he was wide awake at 3am on a Saturday and still alive ,but due to his nervousness , he uttered " I'm wide-alive!!"
When roasted about this incident he muted the lobby out of embarrassment and frustration.
Random gamer : cmon you guys are so bad at the game , get more points , cmon
OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!
OlderWvlf: man hush we are playing for fun and you aren't even that good , sounds like your sleeping over there, how many frags you got?
Random gamer: wtf!! Ughh what do you mean I'm WIDE ALIVEEE!!!!
by OlderWvlf July 15, 2024
by zand3er November 21, 2021