Wienerphobia

Irrational fear of the male reproductive organs.

"I did her but she didn't return the favor as a result of her wienerphobia.

by WTFBrah April 11, 2010

Wiener Smile

placing ones penis across the mouth of another person.

I took a picture of Jeff sleeping while I gave him a wiener smile

by Steelers019 March 26, 2011

Wiener Grilling

Constant references to current political bar-b-que created by lifting the lid a hair too early and realizing the grilling in not over!

I saw more Wiener Grilling on the 6:00 news!

by Kitty Estrous June 14, 2011

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011

Wiener Family

The subsequent family that results from the discovery of a wiener cousin. All persons directly related to the wiener cousin, are now to be considered wiener family. There is no limit to wiener family, and wiener families tend to be a lot bigger than normal families.

Me: since Austin and I both had sex with Maggie, we are wiener cousins now. Which means Austin's mom would be my wiener mom, his dad my wiener dad, and so on.
Austin: I boned one of the girls that Nelson did... I guess that makes you, me and Nelson Wiener Family.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum November 3, 2014

wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014

Wienervention

v. The act of replacing a friend or loved one's "mystery meat" hot dog with a healthier wiener.

Joe used to eat mystery meat but switched to a healthier hot dog after we held a wienervention.

by DictionaryofUrban May 6, 2014