cock watchin

cock watching is something females do to men when they look at their dicks.

Example: Girl: look at his dick it’s so small. Other girl:ikr it’s like an inch.
guys:bitches really out here cock watchin

by pp patrol April 6, 2021

thatching [thatch]

The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.

He enjoyed thatching himself, because it larva his partner cum more more harder.

by Random November 14, 2003

Bird Watching

The act of going to any public place and acting like an ass to see how many people will flip you off, before you leave.

Man I got so bored that I went down to walmart ,to go bird watching. I handed out pro abortion pamphlets. I saw 12 birds.

by Baron Chill Predictor Of Death February 22, 2011

Fail Watching

“Fail watching,” unlike its brother only in rhyme whale watching, would be much more entertaining because you see someone fail much more often then you’d witness a whale leaping out from the sea in front of your ship.
It would be similar to people watching (which often leads to the act of Fail watching at some point) except one would only be waiting for someone else to mess up.
Failures noted while “Fail watching” should be subtle, not America’s Funniest Home Videos quality. None of this people falling down or getting hit crap because “Fail watching” frowns upon physical injury.
“Fail watchers” are let loose to make assumptions based on little to no evidence, creating characters out of the people around them in order to develop a more lasting “Fail watching story.”

As I sat in coldstone the other day, I couldn't help but make a mental note of the "Fail watching story" I would get from the easter bunny who forgot to hide her sneakers

by Chetnugget April 10, 2009

Bird Watching

A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.

Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?

My hobby is bird watching

by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019

Witching

The act of jerking oneself off with one hand while simultaneously inserting a pole like object in your anus and performing masterbation in a manner that makes you look like you're riding a broomsitck. followed by witch like sounds of satisfaction.

I was witching so hard last night i got splinters.

by Mojo23 August 28, 2016

Weed whacking

An action to describe someone who smokes pot with one hand while masturbating with the other.

Friend: Why did you not come out yesterday? Weed whacking in your parents' bedroom?

by MegaMarc September 24, 2016